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  • Farah Khan 6:27 am on September 30, 2009 | 0 Read | Solve problem

    My dear husband wants to do a deep, dark thriller movie titled,
    “A Bright Sunny Morning” or “Helen The White Hen That Lays Eggs”.
    Isn’t he brilliant? And you wonder why I dote on him?

     

  • ajay 12:42 am on September 27, 2009 | 1 Read | Solve problem

    Deepika, I want to know what Ranbir is doing in the shower as well. Call me and we’ll talk?

     

    • Deepika 6:21 am on September 30, 2009 Read

      Ajay,

      Can’t call you. That would 5 minutes when I am not hiding behind hedges secretly watching Ranbir exhale from a distance.

  • a.r.rahman 12:30 am on September 27, 2009 | 0 Read | Solve problem

    How come I never have any problems. Smart huh…to ask a question about why I never have any problems?

     

  • shahrukh 11:37 pm on September 25, 2009 | 1 Read | Solve problem

    You people are so juvenile. Oh..Oh.. While I have been berating you, I forgot my name. I told that cussed director to attach it my latest movie so I wouldn’t keep forgetting it. Can anyone help?

     

    • Sherlyn Chopra 11:21 pm on September 27, 2009 Read

      Your name is Rajesh Khanna…Can’t spell it though.
      And try taking some gingko biloba, will ya? Memory lapses as you move into your 70’s.

  • deepika 11:24 pm on September 25, 2009 | 0 Read | Solve problem

    Anyone know a good private investigator? Ranbir spends 10 minutes in the shower and I want to know what he’s doing in there!

     

  • ajay 11:42 pm on September 24, 2009 | 1 Read | Solve problem

    Wow! Someone just told me I was the sexiest man in Bollywood. Guess who?

     

    • Lola 11:18 pm on September 25, 2009 Read

      I’m guessing you were looking in the mirror and talking to yourself…as usual??

  • Vivek Oberoi 11:32 pm on September 24, 2009 | 0 Read | Solve problem

    Okay you all had your laughs about Tupperware..ha! ha! But I am seriously looking for a veggie bride. Know anyone? Lola if you make one snide remark about checking the cucumber and tomato shaadi online sites, I swear I’ll throttle you.

     

  • Shilpa Shetty 6:52 pm on September 22, 2009 | 0 Read | Solve problem

    Oh Vivek, I have some new silverware in my collection. The water jug is quite attractive. I could set you up with a date. Sure beats plastic Aishwariya any time.

     

  • katrina 6:49 pm on September 22, 2009 | 1 Read | Solve problem

    I feel I need a younger boyfriend. Ol’ Sallu is sweet but losing his hair and vigour. Any suggestions or volunteers?

     

  • Shilpa Shetty 6:46 pm on September 22, 2009 | 0 Read | Solve problem

    I’m going to ask Raj Kundra to marry since he won’t ask me. How should I approach him?

     

  • Amitabh 11:52 pm on September 21, 2009 | 1 Read | Solve problem

    why do u need the tin cup…it is so LS for a person of ur stature

     

    • Amitabh 12:01 am on September 22, 2009 Read

      You’re right! Do you have a shoe box you could lend me instead?

  • Vivek Oberoi 5:26 pm on September 20, 2009 | 1 Read | Solve problem

    I seem to be falling in love with plastic Tupperware….containers, lids, utensils…you name it. Given my bad luck with plastic, my astrologer thinks I should consider aluminum pans or stone crockery as possible love interests. Any thoughts?

     

    • Lola 5:12 am on September 22, 2009 Read

      Vivek, I think you should upgrade your love interests from Tupperware Aish to styrofoam OR Rakhi Sawant…both are synthetic and very polluting to the environment.

  • Amitabh 12:53 am on September 20, 2009 | 1 Read | Solve problem

    Everyone,
    I’m collecting money for a good cause – my retirement. My tin cup and I will be at location close to you soon. Anyone interested?

     

    • Vivek Oberoi 5:17 pm on September 20, 2009 Read

      Amitabh,
      Warning…If you come close to my street corner to hustle my “donors” I’ll smack you with my own tin cup. Bollywood aint been so kind to me yuh know.

  • deepika 12:43 am on September 20, 2009 | 1 Read | Solve problem

    Boo hooo. Why are people saying that I am crazy in love?

     

    • Lola 5:19 pm on September 20, 2009 Read

      Would you prefer we called you paranoid lunatic? Dunno just asking.

  • ajay 9:01 pm on September 19, 2009 | 1 Read | Solve problem

    (panting) What’s this I hear about Shahid being overexposed? I hope there’s a photo right….?

     

    • Leela 12:48 am on September 20, 2009 Read

      Ajay,
      Calm down dude…we meant his character in Kaminey was overexposed — not his body. No nudity. Sorry.

  • salman 2:17 am on September 19, 2009 | 1 Read | Solve problem

    I’m tired of everyone talking about my balding head. I am thinking of getting a cool dread locks hair weave that would reach my waist. Any opinions?

     

    • Lola 9:11 pm on September 19, 2009 Read

      Sallu,
      Aye mon! I agree but only if you move immediately to Jamaica to practice your little boy thuggery on some real Trench Town gangstas. Will you…will you??? What say you SRK??

  • Aamir Khan 1:52 am on September 19, 2009 | 1 Read | Solve problem

    Ajay, serious dude – what’s wrong with you? I’m worried man. Vijay Mallaya would look really hot in a red choli…pink just isn’t his colour.

     

    • Traditional Sofas 5:03 pm on November 26, 2011 Read

      Poverty in India is widespread with the nation estimated to have a third of the world’s poor..Can Communism Solve problem of poverty in India?

  • aishwarya 1:48 am on September 19, 2009 | 2 Read | Solve problem

    I am so bored these days…money and fame are so empty. What is missing in my life?

     

    • Lola 2:01 am on September 19, 2009 Read

      Old flame Salman Khan perhaps and his drama queen behaviour?

    • k 4:31 pm on September 19, 2009 Read

      u needz kidz n sum serious family life!!

  • Arjun Rampal 1:41 am on September 19, 2009 | 1 Read | Solve problem

    Any of you lovely ladies willing to sit on my LAP? It is nice and padded with lots of money you know….waiting for an answer!

     

    • Lola 2:11 am on September 19, 2009 Read

      Arjun – With those stick-thin legs, no wonder you have to pad up your scrawny lap with money to lure the babes. Sugar Lips, I have three words for you…protein, gym & workout.

  • ajay 10:10 pm on September 18, 2009 | 2 Read | Solve problem

    Lola, Vijay Mallaya in a pink sequinned choli sounds delicious. Aamir, you can’t get SRK out of your mind for the same reason I can’t stop thinking about Shahid. Why do you think this is happening?

     

    • Aamir Khan 2:20 am on September 19, 2009 Read

      Ajay, serious dude – what’s wrong with you? I’m worried about you man. Vijay Mallaya would look really hot in a red choli…pink just isn’t his colour.

    • Attitude tees 10:56 pm on October 10, 2009 Read

      Hi, Very nice post! I really love it………

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